Disney's Earning's mysteriously rise, despite decreased box office.

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Disney Reports Corporate Shares up over 400% From Last Year, Despite Decreased Movie Revenues and Repercussions from September 11th.

The other day, Disney CEO Michael Flounder announced to stockholders that Disney's profits were up by 400% from where they had been the previous year, despite the fact that box office revenues had been especially low for the company this year.

"Many people where skeptical at first," he said. "Because a lot of things we've made lately are stupid and cost more than we make from people paying us money to see them."

When asked how Disney was managing to still turn such a high profit amidst terrible box office sales, Flounder announced that Disney had moved into the energy market.

"I would like to announce that since last August, we have been powering all of Disney Land by sticking an electricity generating turbine into the spinning grave of founder Walt Disney himself. In fact, we have actually been producing too much energy, and have started to sell off the surplus to multiple markets who have been severely affected by the recent demise of Enron."

Founders then produced a chart and graph depicting a timeline on the x axis with energy readings given off by the new device on the y axis . "As you see, there was an enormous spike in the energy levels right after the announcement of our upcoming new classic, Cinderella II- The Search for Curly's Gold, or whatever we're calling it." Flounders explained.

Flounder's went on to announced the newest Disney flicks, Dumbo II and Chip and Dale- Rescue Rangers the Movie, scheduled for late 2037 and early 2038 releases respectively. He also spoke about the newest Broadway development, Aristocats on ice.

He then went on to detail the origins in the new experiment.

Ever since his death, Walt Disney had been frozen in the hopes of someday being cured in the future. Founder says that they got the idea to hook the turbine into the grave when they noticed that Walt Disney's body had been slowly turning in the ice over the past fifty years.

"We know Walt believed that he was eventually going to be thawed out hundreds of years from now and then be able to spread his good will in a new era," Founders said, "but he was an old guy and he believed a lot of dumb crap, so we decided to dig him up so that we could rebury him in Disney Land and enshrine his grave as a kind of tourist device. We knew how much Walt loved those freaky robots, so we were going to have an animatronic version of the old corpse sit on some pedestal directly on top of where he was buried, and then when kids and old people and stuff came to see him, we'd have this slot that excepted dollar bills. We were going to call it, "Wacky Walt's Haunted Cave", and people could go in and have the robot audibly thing read them there fortune's for like a buck or something. It would've been pretty neat."

"But problems arose as soon as he was unthawed. He just started twirling around so much that finally we couldn't really figure out how to stop him. I mean, you should've seen 'em, I threw a rock at him and it ricocheted off and hit some poor janitor- put the dude's eye out. So eventually, we hired a construction team to see if they could build the grave around him and then attach a turbine into him. Beats me how they did it, but man has it been good for us."

Since the announcement, many companies have been scrambling for Disney's new source of power. Disney says that its poised to fill in the giant vacuum left by Enron's demise.

In a related story, scores of religious men set themselves on fire outside of Disney's corporate offices during the conference, in an act to protest Disney's act against God. It began to occur when they discovered that the recently aired commercials for Cinderella Two were not a publicity stunt but actually a real movie that was going to be released.