Wolverine Loves Peaches
Sunday January 1, 2012 22:30:13

This might be my favorite YouTube video ever.



Frog enjoys casual gaming.
Monday December 26, 2011 15:21:11

I used to think frogs were really cool, until one day I realized they were just snakes without the long body.



METAL GEAR REDUMBERERERING
Sunday December 18, 2011 22:15:51

After being stuck in development hell for a few years, METAL GEAR RISING is reborn as METAL GEAR RISING REVENGEANCE!

Kojima continues to break bold new ground and will be using this game to take back a word previously used by crazy racists.

It's developed by Platinum Games (Kojima graciously explains in the link above that his younger staff weren't good enough to make a Metal Gear game on their own) and will be an action-packed bloodfest. The new trailer proudly proclaims RETURN OF THE RIPPER! If you remember, in Metal Gear Solid 2, Raiden explained he had suppressed his bad-ass memories of being a super-cool child-soldier who went by that name. This time, instead of being all sad and traumatized by them, he'll use them to his advantage and be like “wassuz Ripper in da house gonna take a sucka's life!” About time, I say!

There's a high chance it will follow the tradition of external company developed Metal Gear games being garbage but I'll probably buy it anyway since I'm like that.



Welcome to South Carolina: Don't mess with our outhouses
Paul of the West
Monday December 12, 2011 16:02:32

http://artofmanliness.com/ is one of my favorite sites on the Internet. Not only does it provide pragmatic articles about how to be a man (like How to buy a used car and not be screwed over, Purchasing and using a kitchen knife like a pro, to How to really parallel park), but provides some less-likely-to-happen-but-necessary-for-any-man articles like How to wrestle an alligator. You know, just in case an alligator goes for my daughter and I don't have a weapon on hand.

Today I chose to read about how to legally and successfully perform a citizen arrest. Towards the end of the article it discussed the use of deadly force and mentioned that citizen arrest vary by State. So, I looked up South Carolina's law and found this gem (please note that I’m not a lawyer, and therefore this post shouldn't be taken as legal advice):

SECTION 1. Section 17-13-20 of the 1976 Code is amended to read:

"Section 17-13-20. A citizen may arrest a person in the nighttime by efficient means as the darkness and the probability of escape render necessary, even if the life of the person should be taken, when the person:

(a) has committed a felony;

(b) has entered a dwelling house without express or implied permission;

© has broken or is breaking into an outhouse with a view to plunder;

(d) has in his possession stolen property; or

(e) being under circumstances which raise just suspicion of his design to steal or to commit some felony, flees when he is hailed."

Approved the 12th day of June, 1995.

From my interpretation, if it is dark and someone is on my property that ~looks~ like he/she has stolen goods. If I ask him what he is doing and he runs, I can shoot him. Furthermore, if he messes with my outhouse, he is a dead man.

Moral of the story: If it is night, don't mess with South Carolina's Outhouses.





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