Welcome to South Carolina: Don't mess with our outhouses
Paul of the West
Monday December 12, 2011 16:02:32

http://artofmanliness.com/ is one of my favorite sites on the Internet. Not only does it provide pragmatic articles about how to be a man (like How to buy a used car and not be screwed over, Purchasing and using a kitchen knife like a pro, to How to really parallel park), but provides some less-likely-to-happen-but-necessary-for-any-man articles like How to wrestle an alligator. You know, just in case an alligator goes for my daughter and I don't have a weapon on hand.

Today I chose to read about how to legally and successfully perform a citizen arrest. Towards the end of the article it discussed the use of deadly force and mentioned that citizen arrest vary by State. So, I looked up South Carolina's law and found this gem (please note that I’m not a lawyer, and therefore this post shouldn't be taken as legal advice):

SECTION 1. Section 17-13-20 of the 1976 Code is amended to read:

"Section 17-13-20. A citizen may arrest a person in the nighttime by efficient means as the darkness and the probability of escape render necessary, even if the life of the person should be taken, when the person:

(a) has committed a felony;

(b) has entered a dwelling house without express or implied permission;

© has broken or is breaking into an outhouse with a view to plunder;

(d) has in his possession stolen property; or

(e) being under circumstances which raise just suspicion of his design to steal or to commit some felony, flees when he is hailed."

Approved the 12th day of June, 1995.

From my interpretation, if it is dark and someone is on my property that ~looks~ like he/she has stolen goods. If I ask him what he is doing and he runs, I can shoot him. Furthermore, if he messes with my outhouse, he is a dead man.

Moral of the story: If it is night, don't mess with South Carolina's Outhouses.



Blog Adventure
Tim "Super Tim" Simpson
Thursday December 8, 2011 03:18:26

Despite having this blog in some form for close to ten years, I've never enjoyed the mechanics of updating it. It was my own fault for using custom PHP code I'd written back in 2003. I thought of revamping it for years, but could never find any existing framework I liked, and of course rolling my own would have been silly.

The idea of sucking up PhpBB posts to form a blog predates this site; I have no good excuse for not going this route earlier except that I (wrongfully) didn't have enough respect for PhpBB and (rightfully) doubted my own ability to maintain it and its database. Recently however I spent a few days writing some scripts to install and run all of the Border Town stack in a local VM. Once I got comfortable with maintaining the PhpBB install and running my hands through its database, it only took two evenings to graft this blog-like front end on top of it.

Alas, all those wasted years. Oh well! From now on if you want to comment on a blog post just click on the talking head.





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